promo4homo:

beefjorky:

gotta keep an eye out for selener

ok but does she have a pink chicken wing on her necklace

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

porkrub:

Is that Lana del rey

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

sschol:

Pretty much anyone around you could be using a buttplug at any given time and you could just not know. I think thats cool and interesting.

roxys-ass:

johnscowlick:

what have i done

You made a vagina that licks you back

tupacabra:

IM LIUAGHED REALLY REALLY HARD

zackisontumblr:

life goal: have a nice butt

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

chickensandwich:

how she do that